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An Onion “Appraisal” of Israel and Zionist Literature

The Onion, one of America’s most prestigious news outlets, has outdone themselves with the publication of the video presented below. Although they specialise in presenting a satirical view of daily events, this video hits it right on …. you must see it before AIPAC and Foxman pressure YouTube into deeming it unfit [...]

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Posted by editor - November 14, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Categories: Onion News Network Tags: AIPAC, America, news

Obama’s Teleprompter Fails During Family Dinner

Wicked satire. ‘He would write his conversations himself but he’s just too busy.’ Officials say the President’s home teleprompter is a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his mother-in-law go smoothly. Related, and true story: Obama Teleprompter Quits, Will Still Write Comedy, Just In Hollywood…

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Posted by editor - October 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm

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Does Media Treat Bachmann Unfairly Because She’s An Insane Woman

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Posted by editor - April 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm

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Country Music Stars Take On Al-Qaeda

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Posted by editor - April 6, 2012 at 4:23 pm

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War For The Whitehouse: Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage

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Posted by editor - March 27, 2012 at 6:30 pm

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The Sale Of Black Entertainment TV Results In No Programming Changes

The Week In Review Includes: An alien world agrees to help Syria since this world refuses to, the sale of BET to a white supremacist group results in no changes to programming, and a little turtle gorges an entire raspberry. It’s the week of March 12th, 2012.

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Posted by editor - March 27, 2012 at 6:27 pm

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Onion News Network – GOP Announces Mystery Candidate

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Posted by editor - February 18, 2012 at 10:18 pm

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Ronald Reagan To Lead GOP After Weak CPAC

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Posted by editor - February 14, 2012 at 5:29 pm

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Tensions Mount After North Korea Destroys All Of Asia

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Posted by editor - February 12, 2012 at 11:40 pm

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North Korea Diplomacy Success!

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Posted by editor - February 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Categories: Onion News Network Tags: Diplomacy, kim jong li, North Korea, nuclear

$8 Billion ‘Abortionplex’ Planned-Parenthood

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Posted by editor - February 6, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Categories: Onion News Network Tags: $8 Billion 'Abortionplex' Planned-Parenthood, planned parenthoot, right to life, sanctity of life

Onion News Update – Important Event

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Posted by editor - February 5, 2012 at 10:09 pm

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Breaking News Update! This Stuff Happens Somewhere, Sometime…

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Posted by editor - February 5, 2012 at 10:07 pm

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News Brief: Treasure Department Releases Funds, Surgeon General Reports, Updates

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Posted by editor - February 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm

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Obama Is ‘Just Standing There’

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Posted by editor - February 5, 2012 at 9:54 pm

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CIA Leak: Facebook Secrets

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Posted by editor - February 3, 2012 at 9:38 pm

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  Just four months into his second term, President Barack Obama has found himself dogged by questions in three controversies: the IRS' targeting of tea party groups for special scrutiny, a fresh round of questions about the attack on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi and the Justice Department's leak investigation involving reporters from the A […]
- As the IRS sits in the hot seat, we check tax facts
  It’s not April 15 any more, but the Internal Revenue Service is all over the news anyway. The agency is reeling from the news that officials had been giving extra scrutiny to conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status. We recently looked at two claims about how the IRS and tax law work, by one Republican lawmaker and one Democrat. • In a Fox News intervie […]
- Fact-checking Michele Bachmann on the IRS and the health care law
  During a recent interview with Fox News, Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., raised the specter of the Internal Revenue Service -- an agency currently under fire for appearing to target conservative groups seeking tax-exempt status -- collecting a database full of "intimate" details about Americans. "So now we find out these people are making deci […]

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